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Did you shamelessly pirate music on Napster? Are you glad wide-legged jeans are making a comeback? Do you miss cryptically expressing your emotions in your AIM away message? Did you maintain a healthy sense of competition between your friends through Myspace's Top 8? And finally: Bath and Body Works' Cucumber Melon or Love Spell?

Rub on some body glitter, feed your Tamagotchi, grab your Motorola Razr, and join us at this burlesque and variety celebration of Y2K music, culture, and - for better or worse - fashion. 

Y2K-era outfits absolutely encouraged. Delia's, JNCO, Hot Topic, PacSun... whatever vibes speak to you. 

Beaver and Buttstuff’s SPRUNG semester begins!

Join Profs. Callie and Delilah during their “extended office hours” to “review” for your “midterms”, with a highly-esteemed cast of  “guest lecturers” covering all of the lessons you slept through the first time around. 

Whether you were valedictorian, prom queen, a Model-UN nerd, or all three because you peaked in high school (not judging!), this is the show for you. 

And don’t worry, we promise won’t assign a group project.

Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having business before The Honorable Beaver and Buttstuff are admonished to draw near.

Beaver and Buttstuff, “Attorneys at Law”*, hereby summon you to a burlesque and variety “tribute” to crime, justice, and lovers of both! 

This term’s docket features a roster of your favorite repeat offenders, all prepared to present the court with compelling bodies…of evidence!

And because justice and community go hand-in-hand, a portion of this show’s proceeds will be donated to a non-profit TBA. 

Consider yourself served. Failure to appear may result in sanctions, penalties, or worse: being charged with felony FOMO.

*Beaver and Buttstuff are not authorized to practice law in any jurisdiction

Gather round as Beaver & Buttstuff celebrate “totally true” tales from slumber parties, subreddits, and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

Join Callie and Delilah as they cover all the tantalizingly terrifying tales that definitely, absolutely happened to your babysitter’s cousin. From the Benadryl Hatman to the Bell Witch, and sewer alligators to spider eggs, get ready for a journey through modern folklore unlike any other.

Pregame the show with Pop Rocks and Coke, stack on some jelly bracelets, and get ready for a ride way better than your sister’s best friend’s aunt had the night she picked up a hitchhiker who had been dead for twenty years!!!!