A blue note is a musical moment that doesn’t quite land where you expect. And that's the spirit behind this burlesque revue from DMVariety!

Start your weekend early with Blue Note Burlesque, a night of vintage tease and thrilling variety acts that'll leave you exclaiming "I can't believe I found this in an alley!"

Join Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey alum Jim Dandy, award-winning burlesque performer Delilah Dentata, and guest artists for a night of performances that are a little off-key in all the best ways.

We invite you to stick around after the show - Sid Gold's piano karaoke begins right where we leave off. Start your evening with our sensationally skilled performers, end it by attempting a piano-backed rendition of Eminem's "Lose Yourself."

Beaver and Buttstuff, “Attorneys at Law”*, hereby summon you to a burlesque and variety “tribute” to crime, justice, and lovers of both!

This term’s docket features a roster of your favorite repeat offenders, all prepared to present the court with compelling bodies…of evidence!

And because justice and community go hand-in-hand, a portion of this show’s proceeds will be donated to Immigration Equality, a non-profit that provides direct legal services and engages in impact litigation and legislative and administrative advocacy to support and protect LGBTQ+ and HIV-positive immigrants and families.

Consider yourself served. Failure to appear may result in sanctions, penalties, or worse: being charged with felony FOMO.