Upcoming Shows in 2025
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DMVariety's Yolks on You
February 9
A Brunch Burlesque and Variety Show
You know the drill: quarterly burlesque, sideshow, circus, and acts that defy description.
How will you describe this show, which was previously called "indescribable?"
Mark Your Calendars...
Noble (G)Asses: A Burlesque and Variety Tribute to the Periodic Table
April 25-26
We've got your heavenly halogens, alluring alkalis, and, of course, noble (g)asses!
Beaver and Buttstuff are headed back to the Basement of the Science Building (aka The Bier Baron Cellar Stage) to bring you another lewd and ludicrous tribute to your favorite elements!
Join us for a night of thrilling and nominally educational entertainment guaranteed to get your Bunsens burnin'! Or whatever other sciencey euphemism you prefer!
We said it before and we’ll say it again: you can’t spell “Periodic table” without “EROTICA”! And anyone who says you can is lying.
Yolks on You!
May 4
A Brunch Burlesque and Variety Show
Jim and Delilah are back for more absurdity!
Make It Clapton: A Burlesque and Variety Celebration of Dad Musc
June 22
Join us for *saxophone riff* Make It Clapton III: Teasey (Like Sunday Morning)
Do you remember when rock was young? How about the 21st night of September? CAN YOU FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT?! CAN YOU?!?!?!?!
Now in its third year, Make It Clapton brings you the best in burlesque and variety -- all performed to epic dad jams that make you want to shake your moneymaker in a pair of Wrangler Relaxed Fit jeans and/or do a two-step in a "Kiss the Cook" apron while lighting charcoal briquettes in a Weber grill!
Hosted by none other than Delilah Dentata and Callie Pigeon, this ridiculous romp down memory lane will take you so far back, you might actually get grounded.
Yolks on You!
Sept. 28
A Brunch Burlesque and Variety Show
Jim and Delilah are back for more absurdity!
Creepypasties Creepypasties Creepypasties: A Burlesque and Variety Tribute to Urban Legends
Oct. 17-18
Pay homage to your cousin's babysitter's girlfriend who DEFINITELY say Bloody Mary in her bathroom mirror one time!
Join Beaver and Buttstuff for a journey through - and examination of - their favorite "totally true" tales from slumber parties and subreddits of yore.
Let's talk about the guy menancing couples in the woods with his hook hand. Speaking of woods, what are those clowns doing out there??? From the black-eyed children to the Bunnyman and Walt Disney's cryo chamber to the Well-to-Hell, we'll take you on a journey through modern folklore that you'll never forget!
Pre-game the show with some Pop Rocks and Coke. WE DARE YOU.
Yolks on You!
Dec. 4
A Brunch Burlesque and Variety Show
Jim and Delilah are back for more absurdity!